What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

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What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t