What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary

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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

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Who's the poorest person in West Virginia?

The Tooth Fairy.

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

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What's a redneck's favourite vegetable?

Pump-kin.

What do hillbillies do on halloween?

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