What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

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Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

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