What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.

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When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.