Fonz Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

How did the Fonz die?

Ayyyds

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY

Who is the Fonz's favorite baseball team?

A'szzzz

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What is "The Fonz's" favorite breakfast?

Eeeeeeeeeeggs

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

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Pls help.

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What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY

What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

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What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

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What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

about 3 inches

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Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

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Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)