Fonz Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

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What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

How did the Fonz die?

Ayyyds

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY

Who is the Fonz's favorite baseball team?

A'szzzz

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What is "The Fonz's" favorite breakfast?

Eeeeeeeeeeggs

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

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Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Ayy Jokes More Ayy Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

Why are you so ugly?

Boy: I'm you from the future.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.