What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

Wheres my dog gone?

Dead in the trash

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What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by?

A crush crush

Sailboat Jokes More Sailboat Jokes

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!