Jose and Hose B
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
TosTADA!
me: define "child"
Slow down and use some lubricant.
Hose A and Hose B
You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
Hose B