Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

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What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

What did 15 of my former dogs and the intruder have in common?

They were delicious.

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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

How did Jared lose 150lbs?

He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.

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What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.