Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

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What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

removed (two children)

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Where will you find the best jokes?

Not on /r/jokes

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How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"