What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

What would you say is your biggest flaw?

i step in in people's conversations" "i was asking *him*"

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.