What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.