What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?

The wrong answer.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...