What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

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What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

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What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

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What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF