What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

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What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

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Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

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He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

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What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

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What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

A: RUFF!

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff