What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

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How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

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Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

A: RUFF!

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What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

A: RUFF!

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff