How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

What's a Chinese dentist's favorite time?

Tooth Hurty

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

Why cant you make fun of Chinese people?

Because its just wong

What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...