How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

What will they name their child?

Donald Dump

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's the best time to visit your Chinese dentist?

Tooth hurty

What do you call Chinese woman with one leg?

Irene.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'