What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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How did redditor heckle the stand up comic?

The real joke is always in the comments!"

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

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How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

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What's ET Short for?

Because he has little legs.

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What's ET's first name?

Spag.