What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a prosthetic arm for a dog?

Faux paw.

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball