What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

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What Do You Call A Dog With Wings?

Linda McCartney

What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

101 Ways to Wok Your Dog

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!