Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

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Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

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What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

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Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

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What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks

Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.