Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

Basketball Team Jokes More Basketball Team Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block