What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

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Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!