What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !