What is the worst part about locking your keys inside your car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and asking for a coat hanger.

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How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.

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What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

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Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

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What's the worst part about /r/meirl moderators?

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Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

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What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.

What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

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Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.