What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

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What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.