Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

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What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

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What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

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What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

What's the difference between Bono and God?

God doesn't go around thinking he's Bono.