Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

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What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

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What do you call a man who can't stand?

Neal

Where did the memes make their last stand?

The Aylmao.

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Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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What do you call Bono's stupid brother?

Duno...

How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.