What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

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What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group?

D12

What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

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Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

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Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle