Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

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What's Wolverine's favorite candy bar?

SNIKTERS

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

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What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.