Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

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Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap..."

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What's Wolverine's favorite candy bar?

SNIKTERS

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.