What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"