What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Long Word Jokes More Long Word Jokes

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!