What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

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How many roads must a man walk?

42

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!