What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

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Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

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What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

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How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about