What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A pimp

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What do you call a Muslim ganglord with a penchant for Noodles?

Ramendon

What do you call the cool, terroristy Muslims?

Radical Islam

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

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Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.