What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A pimp

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Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

Why does 7 make 6 nervous?

7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.

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What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.