What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A pimp

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Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

Why was 6 scared?

Because 7 was a 6 offender.

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What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A pimp