How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

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How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

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How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

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What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine?

Das Jude