How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut?

Menachem Vegan

Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.