Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki , because he is low-key.

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

denim denim denim!

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

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What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from?

Stomach punches

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How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

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Why do petri dishes make good conversationalists?

They're cultured.

What do you call a man doing dishes?

Single.

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What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.