What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

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What do you call a American football team full of retards?

Special teams

What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

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What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

A: From a long ways away.

Why does Gru speak with an accent?

Because he's Arminion.

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What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.