What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

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What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?

Take a wok.

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What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

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What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

What language does a patio speak?

Porch-uguese