What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

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Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

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Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

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Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

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When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind