What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

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Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

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What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy?

I'm out, urine.