What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

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When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

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What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.