What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

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Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop?

Because there'd be no charge.

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

Urine Jokes More Urine Jokes

What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine