What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

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Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why wasn't meek mills phone working?

Because it wasn't "charged up"

How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo