What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

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What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

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Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.