What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

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What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats