What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

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What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls