What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

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Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

What do you call a snarky criminal walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!