Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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What's yours?

ME: "I write and want to dir--" "GUNSHOT*

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

World Jokes More World Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

What building has the most stories?

A library.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!