What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

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What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What kind of tree is a must?

An obliga-tree.

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What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?

Dam.

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam