What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

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What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

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What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.