What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

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What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

How do you pick up older Spanish women?

Hola Seniority

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What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?