What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

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What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

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Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.