How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

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How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

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What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

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What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

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What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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How do you know if a black lady is pregnant?

If she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton has been picked.

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.