What is the stinkiest number in Ireland?

Farty.

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What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty