What is the stinkiest number in Ireland?

Farty.

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Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty