What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke?

I literally cant even write now

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy