What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

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Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

Drawer Jokes More Drawer Jokes

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.