What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

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Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

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What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!