Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

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What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

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Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!