Football Coach Jokes

Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

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What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese !

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

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Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Quarterback Jokes More Quarterback Jokes

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

A quarterback.

Coach Jokes More Coach Jokes

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

Who's about to run this country?

Yea that

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.