Football Coach Jokes

Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

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Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

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He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.