Football Coach Jokes

Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

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Take their little stones and brooms away!

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Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

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Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

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to get is quarterback.

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Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom