What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

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What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

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What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

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A frog in a blender !

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You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.