What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

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Kindling.

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An Auto-Bahnana

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What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

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taking out a provoloan

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How do Spaniards take their coffee?

Au lait.

What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!