Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

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What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

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Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!

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Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

Possession

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What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."