Because he's a waiter. (lol)
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '
IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.
They start tipping balls.
seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one
because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
