Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

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Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

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Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!! lol

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

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How do you make a pig float?

WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we