What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

Previous Random Joke Next
Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who's there ! Amory ! Amory who ?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

December 25th Jokes More December 25th Jokes

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What is red and dangerous ?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.

Berry Jokes More Berry Jokes

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

Why is auto correct regarded as an important invention?

Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us