What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!