Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

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Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What did one math book say to the other math book?

You've got problems.

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.