December 25th Jokes

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

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What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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Why is auto correct regarded as an important invention?

Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us

What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!

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What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called?

Gang, 'Nam Style.

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Mace die in Star Wars?

Through the Windu

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

White Girl Jokes More White Girl Jokes

Why can't white girls finish their sentences?

Because they can't even

What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Where did the salami go on holiday?

Costa Deli-Sol

What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)