What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

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How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

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What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

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Why be it that land-lubbers are never confident?

For they are always on shore...

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.