Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

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What does Marshawan Lynch use to keep himself calm before the big game?

Marsh-Mellows

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

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Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.

What's my favorite machine at the gym?

The snack machine.

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Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"